Korri Plans the Perfect Heist!

The following should not be seen as proof of bad parenting, it's just that the economy has gotten so bad, and she's so on edge, for just a little bit of time lately, Korri has been doing a bit of scheming.

Showing the first of many flaws in her master plan, she makes poor decisions when rounding up a crew.
Also, I thought that with Halloween coming up, she could have gotten a great deal on cooler masks.
Since I refused to get involved, she ropes Sidota into being the getaway driver. Not too bad a plan, she puts the money in the storage area behind the seat, and who checks a kid speeding away from the scene. The problem is that we just got this tricycle today. Sid doesn't do too well keeping his feet on the peddles, which is why you see her here with the duct tape.
It was at this point that Sidota offered not to go to private pre-school if mommy would just let him go play in the back yard with dad.
Korri persisted, putting him through the paces of the getaway route, at least giving him the benefit of a crash helmet.

Soon, Korri realized that Sidota moved the tricycle at about the same rate that most of us compute scientific equations or become concert pianists. She abandons her ridiculous heist idea and lets Sidota get back to work with me.
We blew out our sprinklers (gemplers to him) today. He was in charge of staring directly at the sprinkler.
Then he would set bark on top of it to see if the air being forced out would move the bark. He was the most competent applicant I could find for the job.
After that, I let him throw a piece of irrigation pipe around the yard. Any of you who know young boys--know that he really liked it.
And this picture is proof.

Meanwhile, Sophia sat nearby licking rocks.
She took time for a break with dad.
And then, refreshed, started working on participating in the original Greek version of the shot put.
Okay, I've got nothing for this one, she's just cute.
See ya later!